TV's funniest lines from February 27 to March 4

By EW Staff
Updated March 05, 1999 at 05:00 AM EST

”I didn’t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows.”
Bart, commenting on a faculty talent show, on The Simpsons

”In a recent interview, Celine Dion vehemently denied that she’s anorexic. However, Celine did admit that her music is one of the leading causes of bulimia.”
Conan O’Brien on Late Night

”Scott Weiland of Stone Temple Pilots has pleaded guilty to possession of heroin. He was given a harsh sentence of five to ten VH1 Where Are They Nows.”
Colin Quinn on SNL

”Everybody knows that Po is the gay one.”
Mary Matalin, mocking Jerry Falwell’s ”outing” of Teletubby Tinky Winky, on Meet the Press

”Craig, anybody can make a mistake.”
Ed McMahon, teasing host Jon Stewart (who recently replaced Craig Kilborn) after Stewart mixed up the name of McMahon’s sweepstakes affiliation, on The Daily Show

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