TV's funniest lines from February 5 to February 11, 1999

By EW Staff
Updated February 12, 1999 at 05:00 AM EST

”She’s going out with the guy who lives directly above me. From what I hear, they’re doing quite well.”
Robert (Brad Garrett), referring to his ex, on Everybody Loves Raymond

”There is no capital of Uruguay, you dummy — it’s a country.”
Lorenzo Lamas, displaying his geographical genius on The Daily Show With Jon Stewart

”Xander, you’re the useless part of the group. You’re the Zeppo.”
Cordelia (Charisma Carpenter) on Buffy the Vampire Slayer

”Mark McGwire was in St. Louis, he went to see the Pope, and he kissed the Pope’s ring. Today — listen to this — the Pope auctioned it off for $3.2 million.”
David Letterman on Late Show

”Accused stalker Athena Rolando apparently hoisted herself through a window of Brad Pitt’s home, where she was shocked to discover that hers wasn’t the only bedroom covered with wall-to-wall pictures of Pitt.”
Jon Stewart on The Daily Show

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