TV's funniest lines from December 4 to December 10

By EW Staff
December 11, 1998 at 05:00 AM EST

”I was…waiting on line to buy wrinkle cream, and this Jennifer-Love-Michelle-Sarah-Felicity-looking thing bumps into me and says, ‘Excuse me, ma’am.”’
Grace (Debra Messing) on Will &amp Grace

”Be kind, rewind.”
Buffy (Sarah Michelle Gellar), asking Giles (Anthony Stewart Head) to repeat something, on Buffy the Vampire Slayer

”Everybody in this movie is decomposing someplace — it’s morbid.”
Pacey (Joshua Jackson), bemoaning Dawson’s video choice, Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, on Dawson’s Creek

”The big question, of course, is who gets custody of the lingerie.”
David Letterman, about the breakup of Carmen Electra and Dennis Rodman, on Late Show

”In a recent interview, George Michael said that years ago he was about to seduce Brooke Shields when her mother walked in. Then there was that time he was about to seduce himself and the cops walked in.”
Conan O’Brien on Late Night

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