TV's funniest lines from November 27 to December 3

”I never thought I would say this, but could you please pass the broccoli?”
Robert (Brad Garrett), after tasting his mother’s tofu turkey, on Everybody Loves Raymond

”How dumb were you?”
Roseanne, after Paula Jones said she had no idea why then-Gov. Bill Clinton summoned her to his hotel suite, on The Roseanne Show

”Puff Daddy’s producer D-Dot was arrested for beating a magazine editor this week. He pleaded innocent saying ‘Hey, c’mon, we were not beating him up; we’re just remixing his face.”’
Colin Quinn on SNL

”The happiest moments of my life are with you…. I mean it from the bottom of my heart, which I bet you can see.”
Drew Barrymore, wearing a low-cut dress on Letterman

”Reportedly, there’s one awkward moment just after the [60 Minutes] interview when Dr. Kevorkian tells Mike Wallace, ‘I’ll be in touch.”’
Conan O’Brien on Late Night