TV's funniest lines from the week of Nov. 7 to Nov. 13

”He’s trying to sell World’s Naughtiest Confessions…. Fox has already offered him a slot between Deadliest Car Crashes and The Oral Office.” SISTER HELEN (JESSICA HARPER), about a priest who videotaped confessions, on Fox’s Ally McBeal

”On the bright side, now you can buy a ceiling fan.” RAY (RAY ROMANO) to his parents, after he persuaded his very tall brother (Brad Garrett) to move out of their house, on Everybody Loves Raymond

”Seven years. Boy, that Sabres game you went to must have gone into like a thousand overtimes.” JESSE (CHRISTINA APPLEGATE), upon seeing her ex-husband for the first time since he split, on Jesse

”John Glenn went back into space today and just before he left, he said it’s really exciting achieving weightlessness. Which coincidentally is the same thing Calista Flockhart says.” CONAN O’BRIEN on Late Night