The 15 hottest topics from the week of Oct. 31

By Jim Mullen
Updated November 06, 1998 at 05:00 AM EST
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1 JASON PRIESTLEY He leaves Beverly Hills 90210, never to return. He was caught driving an American car.

2 MACY’S From now on their Thanksgiving Day parade balloons must not be more than 70 feet high. So they pulled the one of James Cameron’s ego.

3 JERRY SPRINGER He’s written his autobiography, called Ringmaster. It’s the first selection of the Jerry Springer Book Club.

4 VIAGRA Pilots have been warned, if they take a dose, to wait at least six hours before flying. It doesn’t work when you’re that drunk, anyway.

5 TOM AND NICOLE They want to make New York their home if the paparazzi will leave them alone. Not making that announcement would have been a good start.

6 REDSKINS JOKES What’s the difference between the President and the Washington Redskins? Clinton scores sometimes.

7 JOHN GLENN If they can send one 77-year-old senator into space, why can’t they send them all?

8 DOMINIQUE MOCEANU The Olympic gymnast wants to ”divorce” her mom and dad. Maybe she’s seeing other parents.

9 MONICA LEWINSKY A tabloid says she’s trying to lose 55 pounds. Apparently doing a few deep knee bends every day isn’t enough.

10 MIDTERM ELECTIONS May the best mudslinging, single-issue multimillionaire who raised the most money from special-interest groups win.

11 BECKER Ted Danson plays an obnoxious, loudmouthed, opinionated doctor. The only one without a radio show.

12 DR. LAURA Someone has nude pics of the syndicated radio therapist. Bob Guccione’s offered $150 for them.

13 TINA BROWN She’s picked Talk as the name of her new magazine. Beating out Pop Spew and Pointless Blather.

14 SEINFELD A college acquaintance named Costanza is suing him for $100 million. That’s one way to stay in touch.

15 MIKE PIAZZA No athlete is worth $91 million. At least that’s the consensus of million-dollar-a-year sportscasters.

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