TV's funniest lines from Oct. 23 to Oct. 30

”I’ve got a bad case of the Molly Ringwalds today.” PACEY (JOSHUA JACKSON), who was upset that everyone forgot his 16th birthday, on Dawson’s Creek

”Oh, what a stupid question!” WILLIAM H. MACY, after Jay Leno asked if he was worried about a nude scene in an upcoming movie, on The Tonight Show

”Why — is she a hooker?” RAY (RAY ROMANO), after Debra (Patricia Heaton) said her mother would love the kids’ sailor suits, on Everybody Loves Raymond

”[Psychiatric] doctors say that Mike [Tyson] is safe to return to the ring. Now, when he’s outside the ring, doctors say he should be kept in a big steel cage.” CHRIS ROCK on The Chris Rock Show

”Maybe they couldn’t decide between Hercules and Xena.” LEWIS (CLARK JOHNSON), about identical twins with matching TVs in the same room, on Homicide: Life on the Street