The Internet's funniest quotes from October 9-15, 1998

By EW Staff
October 16, 1998 at 04:00 AM EDT

”I heard one when I was a kid about the Pepsi commercial with Michael Jackson. There was this kid in the commercial, Alfonso Ribeiro from that old TV show Silver Spoons. Well, my friends and I heard Alfonso did a head spin for the commercial and broke his neck and died. Lo and behold, he turned up on The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air years later.”
Urban Legend star Jared Leto on his favorite urban legend, on E! Online

”’Get me a bag of lemons!’ That’s what I said. ‘Not Altoids, give me some lemons!’…I wanted my breath to be so fresh that Danny would say, ‘I’ve never experienced fresher breath.’ Never mentioned it, though.”
Oprah Winfrey, on her love scenes with Beloved costar Danny Glover, on Entertainment Tonight Online

”There are places I have been that have certainly given me that feeling of heaven…There are times in New York I feel like that…There are other times where it feels like hell. On a really hot day, in the Jersey tunnel, that’s really close to purgatory.”
What Dreams May Come‘s Robin Williams on TNT’s Rough Cut Online

”I would think that the 3 Tenors might stop by for a visit…They’re out selling T-shirts in the lobby, aren’t they?”
Nathan Lane, speculating about guest appearances on his opera-themed NBC sitcom, Encore! Encore!, on Entertainment Tonight Online

”We’re in negotiations with Rupert Murdoch to play himself. It will be the smallest paycheck he’ll ever receive.”
The Simpsons and Futurama creator Matt Groening on The Simpsons’ new season, on E! Online