Half On a Baby

When it comes to bedroom metaphors, there’s no iller than R. Kelly. The winner on Half on a Baby is ”Like a hotel room, I’m checkin’ into you”; the loser is a doozy: ”Like a baseball field, I want to hit a home run.” While no one’s ever accused Kelly of subtlety, this curious, hypnotic merge of bump-and-grind salaciousness and tender commitment ode ultimately connects on its slinky, silk-teddy groove. B

Half On a Baby
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