”It’s the day after Bill Clinton’s historic Ejaculation Proclamation.” CRAIG KILBORN, referring to Clinton’s televised apology, on the Daily Show

”The President said Kenneth Starr’s investigation has gone on too long and cost too much money. Coincidentally, NBC’s president said the same thing about Mad About You.” CONAN O’BRIEN on Late Night

”Bill Clinton is 52 today. That’s a tough age. I just hope he doesn’t have some sort of midlife crisis and go out and do something stupid.” BILL MAHER on Politically Incorrect

”You know what the official title of this military operation is? ‘How Bubba Got His Groove Back.”’ CHRIS ROCK, discussing the U.S. strikes on Sudan and Afghanistan, on The Chris Rock Show

”Last night they had the Miss Teen USA pageant. Or as Clinton calls it, the Home Shopping Network.” JAY LENO on The Tonight Show

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