The funniest TV lines from the week of July 17, 1998

“I want a young person’s first experience in my courtroom to be the second-worst experience of their lives—the first being circumcision.” JUDGE JUDY SHEINDLIN on The View

”The new [60 Minutes] will feature younger correspondents—possibly even men with prostates.” CRAIG KILBORN on The Daily Show

”The guest list was an interesting mix of Hollywood liberals and AAMCO Transmissions executives.” DAVID LETTERMAN, commenting on Barbra Streisand and James Brolin’s wedding, on Late Show

”Linda Tripp testified last week. For a minute, I thought they were rerunning the movie Tootsie.” JAY LENO on The Tonight Show

”You know what they say: ‘He who laughs last, laughs last.”’ DAVID CASSIDY, misquoting the well-known expression, on The Daily Show