The funniest TV lines from the week of June 5, 1998

”Dennis Rodman.” — Rupert Everett, explaining who would play the Bond girl in his proposed gay James Bond movie, on Barbara Walters Presents: 6 to Watch

”Let me take this opportunity to not care.” — Buffy (Sarah Michelle Gellar), after vampire Spike (James Marsters) asked her help in getting back his girlfriend, on Buffy the Vampire Slayer

”CBS canceled 12 shows. This network has tested more bombs than India.” — David Letterman on Late Show

”Kmart and Wal-Mart are having a low-price war over the impotency drug Viagra. In fact, some people are so excited about the low prices they no longer need the drug.” — Conan O’Brien on Late Night

”Godzilla opened on a record 7,363 screens. And trust me, it’s going to suck on every one of them.” — Lewis Black on The Daily Show