TV's funniest lines from May 1 to 8

By EW Staff
May 08, 1998 at 04:00 AM EDT

”Experts tell me the Windows 98 system goes down so often that they’re thinking of renaming it the Monica 98.”

”She’s a sentence finisher. It’s like dating Mad Libs.”
JERRY (JERRY SEINFELD), kvetching about his new girlfriend (Julia Campbell), on Seinfeld

”Till death do us part, Marie. After that, you’re on your own.”
FRANK (PETER BOYLE), explaining to his wife why he sold half their burial plot, on Everybody Loves Raymond

”The only thing you two have in common is the faint impression of the word Sealy on your backsides.”
NILES (DAVID HYDE PIERCE), teasing his brother, Frasier (Kelsey Grammer), about his fling with a bohemian