Sound Bites: The week's best TV Quotes
TV's funniest lines from March 27 to April 3
Sound Bites: The week’s best TV Quotes
Yesterday in Connecticut a former priest performed an exorcism on a 10-year-old boy. Apparentlty, right after the devil was expelled, she went back to cohosting her show with Regis.
—Conan O’Brien on Late Night
John Travolta is curretnly starring in the new movie Primary Colors…and he’s so convincing as President Clinton that earlier today, I understand, he received a warm note from Kathleen Willey.
—David Letterman on Late Show
Sweat and throw up all morning—you’ll have that glow too.
—Phoebe (Lisa Kudrow), after Joey (Matt LeBlanc) complimented her on her “cool pregnant-lady glow,” on Friends
I, uh, needed to move a bureau.
—Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus), on what brought her back together with her ex-boyfriend Puddy (Patrick Wharburton) on Seinfeld