You’ll get a kick from YOU’RE THE TOP: THE COLE PORTER STORY (1998, Winstar, unrated, $19.98), which hits the suave highs and sad lows in the life of our swankest composer…. To apprehend the Odd Couple premise of KISS ME, GUIDO (1997, Paramount, R, $99.99) — stereotypical Bronx pizza jockey shares apartment with stereotypical queer choreographer — is to grasp its one meager joke…. If LUDWIG (1973, Fox Lorber, PG, $79.98, subtitled), Luchino Visconti’s overlong epic on the delusional king of Bavaria, lulls you to sleep, at least the dreams will be lush.