Trey Parker and Matt Stone

Trey Parker and Matt Stone: Winners of the Week

The brains behind South Park — which continues to earn record ratings for Comedy Central — are getting a reported $ 1.5 million to write the follow-up to the smash Jim Carrey flick Dumb and Dumber.

Losers of the Week

The Spice Girls

The British group’s UPN special proved girl powerless up against The WB’s teen phenom Dawson’s Creek (which nabbed 4.4 million more viewers).