The funniest TV lines from the week of Feb. 13, 1998

“I’m lucky if I can get one of our interns to work the copy machine.” David Letterman, commenting on the presidential sex scandal, on Late Show

“It’s so nice to see a show that’s about something.” Newman (Wayne Knight), to a performance artist (Kathy Griffin) who likened Jerry to the devil, on Seinfeld

“It was like somebody wrote down my worst nightmare, then charged me 32 bucks to see it.” Chandler (Matthew Perry), after watching his actress girlfriend (Paget Brewster) simulating sex on stage, on Friends

“I’m not gay! Is this because I look like Ellen?” Finch (David Spade) to his father (Brian Dennehy), on Just Shoot Me