The funniest TV lines from the week of Feb. 6, 1998

“One night of passion can sustain her for months. She stores it up like some sex camel.” Niles (David Hyde Pierce), bemoaning Maris’ low libido, on Frasier

“The Pope arrived in Cuba, and a group of Cuban children presented him with a box of dirt to kiss. He was so touched he started crying, then gave the box of dirt to Jack Lemmon.” Conan O’Brien on Late Night

“You know what they say about show business: You have to start at the bottom.” Finch (David Spade), teasing Elliott (Enrico Colantoni) about his girlfriend’s new hemorrhoid commercials, on Just Shoot Me