Overheard online the week of Nov. 28

”I had a lot of ups and downs [in high school]. I went to an all-girls Catholic school. A lot of the girls were mean to me. It wasn’t fun. But maybe that’s why I’m a bit wild. When I got out, I cut free! All those girls who were mean to me, I pay them back by going through the drive-through window and asking for my burger. That feels really great.” — JEN-X scribe JENNY McCARTHY on America Online

”I consider Men Behaving Badly drama. I don’t know why everyone’s laughing at it. Out of my own embarrassment, I’ll just accept it…. Comedy is just drama with the volume turned up.” — Men Behaving Badly‘s ROB SCHNEIDER on NBC Live at Yahoo! Chat

”I cluster [my three Emmys] on top of a big credenza in my dressing room. It’s also full of comedy props — you know, exploding cigars, rubber chickens, silly hats. And up there with my awards, I have a great big statue of Groucho Marx, just to put everything in perspective.” — 3rd Rock From the Sun‘s JOHN LITHGOW on E! Online