TV's funniest lines from July 4 to July 10

”I think China’s getting kind of greedy. Now they want Britain to hand over the Spice Girls.” — DAVID LETTERMAN on Late Show

”Terry Nichols’ defense attorneys are saying he was just giving Timothy McVeigh a lift…. This is now referred to as ‘the Eddie Murphy defense.’ ” — BILL MAHER on Politically Incorrect

”The Supreme Court ruled in favor of pornography on the Internet. Then, after the ruling, there was an awkward moment when Clarence Thomas started high-fiving everybody.” — CONAN O’BRIEN on Late Night