A guide to telling the three starlets apart

Is it just us, or is anyone else having a hard time telling Renee Zellweger, Joey Lauren Adams, and Jewel apart? Herewith, an at-a-glance guide.

Renee Zellweger
Age: 28
Expression: Bee-stung lips
Voice: Highly sexy
Dazed and Confused link: Had a bit part in the Richard Linklater flick
Memorable role: Single mom who won Tom Cruise’s heart in Jerry Maguire
Embarrassing factoid: Worked as a bartender’s assistant at L.A.’s trendy Three of Clubs

Joey Lauren Adams
Age: 29
Expression: Bee-stung lips
Voice: Highly squeaky
Dazed and Confused link: Played Simone
Memorable role: Ben Affleck’s lesbian lover in Chasing Amy
Embarrassing factoid: Deflowered Bud Bundy (David Faustino) on Married…With Children

Age: 22
Expression: Bee-stung lips
Voice: Highly paid
Dazed and Confused link: Was probably both while she was living out of a van in San Diego
Memorable role: Wearing a see-through dress to this year’s Grammy Awards
Embarrassing factoid: Admitted she didn’t know who sang ”I Wanna Hold Your Hand”