TV's funniest lines from May 23 to 29

”She’s the kind of nice, normal woman I always thought you’d be with. Although I thought she’d be more…inflatable.” MIKE (Michael J. Fox), after meeting Stuart’s (Alan Ruck) girlfriend, on Spin City

”According to USA Today, more people than ever are seeking treatment for sex addiction. The article says you may be a sex addict if you constantly need sex, think about sex, or if your last name rhymes with Schmennedy.” CONAN O’BRIEN on Late Night

”I saw a twinkle in her eye I have not seen since the neighbor children discovered our new electric fence.” NILES (David Hyde Pierce), hoping to reunite with his wife, Maris, on Frasier