”I was stunned — I thought I was the only one who went to bed wearing Nikes and a purple shroud.”
David Letterman, about the Heaven’s Gate suicide, on Late Show

”When pressed to reveal the real reason for his Asian visit, Gore blurted out, ‘Because I can’t ask them for any more money over the phone!’ ”
Craig Kilborn on The Daily Show

”Perfect. An article on aging next to an ad for vodka. Problem. Solution.”
— Nina (Wendie Malick), discussing a magazine layout, on Just Shoot Me

”David Helfgott said playing for the Academy audience reminded him of playing at the mental hospital. Half the people were on medication and half have delusions of grandeur.”
Bill Maher on Politically Incorrect

Late Show With David Letterman
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