By EW Staff
April 04, 1997 at 05:00 AM EST

Mr. Rogers turned 69 years old today. You can tell he’s getting old because he told his TV audience, ‘You can be my neighbor but stay the hell off my lawn.'” — Conan O’Brien on Late Night

President Clinton fell down some stairs [and] tore a tendon in his right knee. At least that’s what the government is saying. Today, former ABC newsman Pierre Salinger says he thinks that Clinton was hit by a Navy missile.” — Jay Leno on The Tonight Show

It’s a lot like a frat house: Nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.” — Ray (Ray Romano), describing life with three toddlers, on Everybody Loves Raymond