Soundbites

”That’s great. When it comes out I’ll have to get someone to ghost read it.” Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) to Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) who is ghostwriting a book, on Seinfeld

”How do you like this for a title: Leading With My Ass?” Larry (Garry Shandling), discussing his autobiography, on The Larry Sanders Show

”Banana Republic has a new CD of in-store music. I listened to it, and honestly, I felt it was derivative of J. Crew Live at Budokan.” David Spade on SNL

”I’m sitting by the phone waiting for the Maytag call.” Bob Dole, about his new career in TV commercials, on Today