The funniest TV lines from the week of Feb. 14, 1997

”You could never pass for 27!” Will (Scott Grimes), to 18-year-old Bailey (Scott Wolf, who’s 28 in real life), on Party of Five

”I’ve seen kids with Michael Jackson look less nervous.” Larry (Garry Shandling), about a 6-year-old guest who froze up on camera, on The Larry Sanders Show

”The [O.J. Simpson civil trial] jury has the chance to send the world a message, which is, ‘If you kill someone in L.A., you are looking at a very stiff fine.”’ Bill Maher on Politically Incorrect

”Last night, Cinemax aired an hour-long show entitled Breasts. The weird thing is, Rush Limbaugh was featured.” Conan O’Brien on Late Night