TV's funniest lines from December 13 to December 19

”It’s been reported that Keanu Reeves is engaged to actress Amanda de Cadenet. Asked to comment, Keanu said, ‘What? I thought I was gay.”’
Norm MacDonald on Saturday Night Live

”They weren’t imaginary at the time. I’m not that crazy.”
Robert Downey Jr., describing a drugged-out night when he drove naked in his Porsche throwing imaginary rats out the window, on PrimeTime Live

”A bit much, don’tcha think?”
Mimi (Kathy Kinney), after Kate (Christa Miller) bleached her hair blond, on The Drew Carey Show

”Do you mind if I smoke? I have emphysema. It relaxes me.”
Mrs. Fox (Renee Taylor), Richard’s third grade teacher, on Caroline in the City