TV's funniest lines from the week of December 6 to 12

”The only thing the Crane boys are skilled at catching is sarcastic nuance and the occasional virus.”
Niles (David Hyde Pierce), on the inability of Frasier’s son to catch a ball, on Frasier

”There’s going to be a lot more food left after cooking segments.”
Matt Lauer, describing life on Today after Bryant Gumbel leaves, on The Oprah Winfrey Show

”The NYPD announced that they will not participate in this year’s Toys for Guns exchange program. Apparently, a lot of the officers weren’t happy with the toys they got last year.”
Conan O’Brien on Late Night

”Sorry, guys. I only got the one set.”
Andy Sipowicz (Dennis Franz), leaving a gay bar with a handcuffed suspect, on NYPD Blue