The best internet quotes from the week of November 8, 1996

By EW Staff
Updated November 08, 1996 at 05:00 AM EST

”Smoke a lot of cigarettes! Actually, I have no beauty tips. I just try to get a lot of exercise to offset my decadence.”
Elisabeth Shue on America Online

”I like being the wacky best friend … Even if I was to star in The Kathy Griffin Show I would make some pretty girl play the lead and I would be the wacky best friend. Those are my favorite parts!”
Suddenly Susan‘s Kathy Griffin on AOL’s PlanetOut

”David Hasselhoff happens to be one of my dear friends, and the only reason I haven’t been on Baywatch is because I have skinny legs. No one has ever seen them in the history of TV and no one ever will. I take that back, I was on Battle of the Network Stars in a Speedo.”
Sister, Sister‘s Tim Reid on Prodigy

”[My dog] Chester is a Pomeranian. I got him at the Sherman Oaks Galleria in the Valley. It’s a little embarrassing to admit that, because he’s not the kind of dog you’d think would come from a Valley pet store. He’s a genius — and I have the objectivity to see that.”
Fran Drescher on E! Online