By EW Staff
July 26, 1996 at 04:00 AM EDT

”Yellow — right down my back, buddy.”
— Bob Uecker, after Joe Morgan asked him what his longest streak as a player was, on the Baseball All-Star Game

Independence Day is a blockbuster. Washington is flattened and the First Lady dies. President Clinton called it the ‘feel-good hit of the summer.’ ”
— Bill Maher on Politically Incorrect

”A new curfew is being proposed for New York teenagers that would require them to be home by 10 p.m. Apparently, if they’re caught out after that, they’ll lose their guns for a week.”
— Conan O’Brien on Late Night

”Riddick Bowe [had] a press conference to announce his next opponent: 81-year-old character actor Harry Morgan.”
— David Letterman on Late Show