By EW Staff
Updated July 12, 1996 at 04:00 AM EDT

”Producers of Baywatch are now looking to cast ethnically diverse actresses. In fact, David Hasselhoff was recently overheard asking people, ‘What’s the Spanish word for implants?”’
— Conan O’Brien on Late Night

”It’s the evil of the two lessers.”
— Michael Moore, on the choice between Bill Clinton and Bob Dole, on The Late Late Show With Tom Snyder

”While we’re sitting down to — well, you don’t have cocktails when Betty Ford is in the house.”
— Kathie Lee Gifford, discussing ex-President Gerald R. Ford and his wife’s visit to her home, on Live With Regis & Kathie Lee

”I saw your pee-pee!”
— Rosie O’Donnell, to guest Harvey Keitel (who appeared naked in The Piano), on The Rosie O’Donnell Show