The best net quotes from the week of April 26, 1996

By EW Staff
Updated April 26, 1996 at 04:00 AM EDT

”I don’t have the arrogance of my character on ER, and I don’t have the wardrobe of my character on NewsRadio.”
Khandi Alexander, on her dual television roles, on America Online

”I’m not a comedy historian. To me a joke is a joke. The only reason one of my jokes would not play back in 1930 would be that nobody would know what the hell I’m talking about.”
Dave Thomas on Prodigy

”I think if you’re a fat girl in high school, it prepares you for everything in life, because you understand pain and cruelty. I lived through it all and survived. So that’s where I got [my sense of humor].”
Margaret Cho on Prodigy