The best internet quotes from the week of March 29, 1996

By EW Staff
March 29, 1996 at 05:00 AM EST

”I play a drug and alcohol addict [in my next TV movie]. And I’m not a good girl. I’ve killed people…. I stabbed Tori Spelling in a movie-of-the-week not too long ago.”
Christy‘s Kellie Martin, on her wholesome image, on CompuServe

”The only problem in working with Martin [Mull] is that you get worn out from laughing the whole day. It makes my mascara run!”
Roseanne‘s Fred Willard, on his small-screen companion, on AOL

”At Entertainment Tonight we would sit in the living room of the bimbo du jour, talking about doing Shakespeare in Central Park — when we really wanted to know how much she’d spent on her jewels. That conflict was answered by Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, where we talked about leisure time and never about those boring career moves in Hollywood.”
Robin Leach on CompuServe