The best TV quotes form the week of March 22, 1996

By EW Staff
Updated March 22, 1996 at 05:00 AM EST

”The only thing Perot ought to run for is a psychiatrist’s office.”
James Carville on Meet the Press

”Because the divorce settlement for Princess Di is so exorbitant, royal family insiders are saying Prince Charles may have to get a second job doing nothing.”
David Letterman on Late Show

”Bob Dole clarified his position on abortion. He said he’s against it in all cases except rape, incest, or where the survival of the candidate is at stake.”
Bill Maher on Politically Incorrect

”I can never get enough of hearing that song.”
Matthew Perry, after the Friends theme was played as he was introduced, on the American Comedy Awards