The best net quotes from the week of March 15, 1996

By EW Staff
March 15, 1996 at 05:00 AM EST

”TLC also stands for Titty-Less Crew. And I am the president.”
Chilli (Rozonda Thomas) of the R&B group TLC on the Microsoft Network

”The first three years [on Saturday Night Live] I loved. The last year and a half I loved less.”
Down Periscope costar Rob Schneider on America Online

”I actually didn’t come out to [brother Newt Gingrich]. My mom told him, and she said that his response was ‘It’s Candace’s life, and she has the right to live it the way she wants to,’ and that’s all.”
Candace Gingrich, spokesperson for Human Rights Campaign and guest star on Friends, on CompuServe

”At my age, I only remember two things: Ladies are pretty and money pays the bills if you can get it.”
70-year-old bluesman B.B. King on CompuServe

”Miss Piggy and I have a professional acting relationship. I act like a professional, and she acts like we are having a relationship.”
Muppet Treasure Island‘s Kermit the Frog on AOL