TV's funniest lines from January 19th to 26th

By EW Staff
Updated January 26, 1996 at 05:00 AM EST

”AT&T this week announced the first of 40,000 layoffs. A spokesman for AT&T said, ‘You know anyone who needs a good spokesman?’ ” — Norm MacDonald on Saturday Night Live

”You’re so upset, how come you’re not looking for who killed her? Who’s your hero, Eddie? O.J. Simpson?” — Sipowicz (Dennis Franz) to Eddie Wong (Philip Moon), a man suspected of killing his girlfriend, on NYPD Blue

”Three hundred eighty-two dollars for doing nothing! Now I know how Regis feels.” — Dan (John Goodman), celebrating an inheritance check, on Roseanne

”Doesn’t matter. They’re all the same.” — Jimmy James (Stephen Root), after mistaking Mike Ovitz for Mike Eisner, on NewsRadio