TV's funniest lines the week of November 24, 1995

By EW Staff
Updated November 24, 1995 at 05:00 AM EST
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”Maybe it’s a bad idea. Everyone’s entitled to one bad idea. Once, John even wanted to put Ringo in front.” —Yoko Ono, who asked Paul (Paul Reiser) to ”film the wind,” on Mad About You

”If I put on spandex and my boobs are bigger than yours, I’m goin’ home.” —Chandler (Matthew Perry), to workout coach Monica (Courteney Cox), on Friends

”Maris and I have taken to giving each other gag gifts. I gave her a cookbook.” —Niles (David Hyde Pierce), explaining his bowling bag, on Frasier

”God gave us a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time.” —Robin Williams on The Tonight Show

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