By EW Staff
November 03, 1995 at 05:00 AM EST

”How’s electroshock going? It certainly has put an attractive curl in your hair.” — Sydney (Laura Leighton) to Kimberly (Marcia Cross), on Melrose Place

”We just want you to know, you’re our favorite Friend.” — Hank (Jeffrey Tambor), to 90210‘s Jennie Garth, on The Larry Sanders Show

”It’s like country music. You try not to listen, but you just can’t help it.” — Richard (Malcolm Gets), trying to ignore sleazy relationship advice from Del (Eric Lutes), on Caroline in the City

”There’s no absolutes in life — only in vodka.” — Kellerman (Reed Diamond) on Homicide