By EW Staff
Updated October 20, 1995 at 04:00 AM EDT

”There was no career before Married…With Children. I am actually Al Bundy. Ed O’Neill is just a name I gave myself posing as an actor. My real name is Alfonz Bundy. I’m an honest-to-God cartoon character (honest).” — Ed O’Neill on America Online

”We don’t feel that way. If you had the intent to kill somebody, you’re the one with the problem.” Dead Presidents directors Allen and Albert Hughes, on whether violence in movies negatively affects society, on AOL

”Womb regression! To this day, the producer avoids me in the hallway.” — Oprah Winfrey, on the weirdest show she’s done, on AOL