The funniest TV lines from the week of October 2, 1995

By EW Staff
Updated October 06, 1995 at 04:00 AM EDT

”Gabrielle Carteris — she used to be on that Beverly Hills, 90210 — has her own talk show. Today the show was women who have breast implants. So, I guess it’s just like her old show.” — Jay Leno on The Tonight Show

”I don’t want to suggest that Al [Roker] is large, but when he was a kid he could only play seek.” — Good Morning America‘s Spencer Christian, dissing his Today competitor, on America After Hours

”I can be the best lawyer in the world, but if I go in unarmed, I’m gonna get my ass kicked. I’ll get over that. But you’ll get executed.” — Ted Hoffman (Daniel Benzali) to his less-than-candid client (Stanley Tucci) on Murder One