The best online quotes for the week of September 18, 1995

By EW Staff
Updated September 22, 1995 at 04:00 AM EDT

”My big dream was I wanted to be a truck driver. I wanted to drive a hot pink semi, and I was going to take all of the Dallas Cowboys to their football games and back…. And I’d still do it if they’d come!” — Mortal Kombat‘s Bridgette Wilson on Prodigy

”When I first gathered around a campfire with a bunch of other Boy Scouts — about the age of 10…I realized that even though I was a lousy scout, I could scare the f— out of my peers. What a lovely sense of power.” — Clive Barker on America Online

”Sean Penn mostly stuck to the script [of Fast Times at Ridge mont High], but he did improvise one thing that remains immortal…’People on ludes should not drive.’ Only a genius could come up with that, on the spot, with a huge camera in his face.” — Cameron Crowe on AOL

”Laughter is the valve on the pressure cooker of life. You either laugh at stuff or you end up with your brains or your beans on the ceiling.” — Wavy Gravy on CompuServe