TV's funniest lines from July 7 to July 13

By EW Staff
July 14, 1995 at 04:00 AM EDT

”To all those people who said my show wouldn’t last, I have only one thing to say: Good call!”
Jon Stewart on the final Jon Stewart Show

”Maybe you can help me out; I’m a little confused. I heard — and I’m not clear on this — that Hugh Downs was arrested with a hooker?!”
David Letterman on Late Show

”Native Americans are angry over the historical inaccuracies of the movie Pocahontas. Apparently the real Pocahontas was much younger, much shorter, and rarely sang duets with her cartoon husband.”
Conan O’Brien on Late Night

”I’ve never said this on the air before, but I know who Deep Throat is…. Al Roker!”
Regis Philbin, reacting to a report that named Diane Sawyer as the Watergate informant, on Live With Regis &amp Kathie Lee

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