By EW Staff
April 14, 1995 at 04:00 AM EDT

”Kids are expensive. Your food budget must have gone up a tenth after you had us.” -Darlene (Sara Gilbert) to her mom (Roseanne) on Roseanne ”I’d like y’all to get a black friend. Maybe I could stop by.” -Oprah Winfrey to the cast of Friends, on Oprah

”At PBS they’ve announced that they’re doing a Hispanic version of Sesame Street. In the first episode, (Gov.) Pete Wilson shows up and denies services to Ernie and Bert.” -Bill Maher on Politically Incorrect

”It’s more comfortable than a futon.” -Agent Mulder (David Duchovny), after falling onto a bed of nails, on The X- Files