By EW Staff
March 17, 1995 at 05:00 AM EST

”’Hello, Kettle? This is Monica-you’re black.”’ -Phoebe (Lisa Kudrow), after the competitive Monica (Courteney Cox) called someone competitive, on Friends ”The Brady Bunch Movie was No. 1 at the box office this past weekend. The movie has been so successful that Shelley Long is already planning to leave it.” -Bill Maher, on Politically Incorrect

”Nothing says ‘I’m sorry’ like an in-dash CD player and a driver’s-side airbag.” -Niles (David Hyde Pierce), on bribing his wife with a new Mercedes, on Frasier

”After 24 years Mattel’s Ken doll will finally have a beard. That’s odd-I always thought Barbie was Ken’s beard.”-Jon Stewart, on The Jon Stewart Show