The funniest TV lines from the week of March 10, 1995

By EW Staff
Updated March 10, 1995 at 05:00 AM EST

”Newt Gingrich says that the baseball players and owners should be forced to watch Field of Dreams. And if they haven’t settled the strike in a month, they should have to watch the rest of Kevin Costner’s movies.” — Bill Maher, on Politically Incorrect

”I was throwing up all night. It was like my own personal Crying Game.” — George (Jason Alexander), after seeing his father’s ”breasts,” on Seinfeld

Speed was really good. It’s a little violent for my taste, though.” — Desmond (Quentin Tarantino), on All-American Girl

”If you need your hand held, I suggest you call 1-800-GET-YOUR-OWN-MAN.” — Kimberly (Marcia Cross) to Amanda (Heather Locklear), on Melrose Place