The funniest TV lines from the week of February 17, 1995

By EW Staff
February 17, 1995 at 05:00 AM EST

”Let me give you some advice. Men say a lot of things. Only listen to a third of them.” — Fran (Leila Kenzle) to Jamie (Helen Hunt) on Mad About You

”Women need constant attention. Just talk to her. It doesn’t matter what you say. Two thirds of what I say to Fran, I don’t know what the hell I’m talking about.” — Mark (Richard Kind), Fran’s husband, to Paul (Paul Reiser), on Mad About You

”A study in The Washington Post says women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh.” — Conan O’Brien on Late Night

”It’s been two days since Kathie Lee sang the national anthem, and my cats still won’t come out from behind the couch.” — Jon Stewart on The Jon Stewart Show

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