TV's funniest lines from the week of February 10, 1995

By EW Staff
Updated February 10, 1995 at 05:00 AM EST
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”I think you mean to refer to Marcus Allen, not Marcus Garvey.”
-Peter Jennings, correcting Cynthia McFadden during ABC’s coverage of the O.J. Simpson trial

”I’m beginning to feel like the Rodney Dangerfield of judges.”
-Lance Ito, after lawyers kept disregarding his warnings not to argue during opening statements

”Judge Ito had good news for the sequestered jurors: There will be conjugal visits. The bad news: only from him.”
-Jon Stewart on The Jon Stewart Show

”The O.J. defense team says they’ll call Al Cowlings as a witness. He’ll be testifying in July, so he should be leaving his house right about now.”
-Bill Maher on Politically Incorrect

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