Long Time No See: Great Oldies Now Out On Video
Nothing But a Man A sterling 1964 black drama with Ivan Dixon.
Carnival in Flanders Women in a 17th-century village conquer their conquerors in a saucy 1935 French comedy.
A Man Escaped France’s Robert Bresson turns a true prison-escape story into an austere 1956 meditation on freedom.
Fingers In 1978, few moviegoers knew who Harvey Keitel was. Few who saw this James Toback drama forgot him, either.
Not Long Enough: Worst Oldies Now Out On Video
The Francis the Talking Mule Series
Best Bad Titles
Housewife From Hell
The Great Bikini Off-Road Adventure
Ed Wood Look Back in Angora
… and the trophy goes to the Irish exercise tape Jig Don’t Jog!
Sequels No One Asked For But That Still Got Made
Pumpkinhead II: Blood Wings
Circuitry Man II: Plughead Rewired
Body Chemistry 3
Angel 4: Undercover
When a Stranger Calls Back
Most Laughable Résumé Footnote
Tears in the Rain, starring Sharon Stone
Most Misleading Box Art and Copy
All the Mornings of the World (Tous les Matins du Monde) features two lovers on the jacket and the tag line ”Music brought them together. Passion tore them apart!” You’d hardly know that it (a) stars Gérard Depardieu, (b) takes place during the 17th century, and (c) is actually pretty good.