TV's funniest lines from December 9-15, 1994

By EW Staff
Updated December 16, 1994 at 05:00 AM EST

”For a kidnapping victim, you look pretty good. Where’d you get the diamonds?”
– Jake (Grant Show) to Sydney (Laura Leighton) on Melrose Place

”Republican party, I wish you well. May you never be hated by Tonya Harding and never be loved by Lorena Bobbitt.”
-Rep. James Traficant (D-Ohio), addressing the House, on C-SPAN

”I don’t make the rules, I just enjoy them.”
-Frasier (Kelsey Grammer), on how men can get away with dating younger women, on Frasier

”Roseanne is in love and engaged. She’s being very cautious this time. She just had the guy’s name penciled on her butt.”
-David Letterman on Late Show