TV's funniest lines from December 9, 1994

By EW Staff
Updated December 09, 1994 at 05:00 AM EST

”That’s perfect — Brian being a seismologist, and you having so many faults.”
– Frasier (Kelsey Grammer), upon meeting former wife Lilith’s new beau, on Frasier

”Let’s see…so she’s artificially inseminated with his egg?”
– Suzanne Somers, discussing surrogate pregnancy, on The Suzanne Somers Show

”I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.”
-Jon Stewart on The Jon Stewart Show

”Oh, c’mon! My goodness, it’s not as if the fetus has to drive somewhere.”
– Nana (Shelley Winters), urging a pregnant Roseanne to have a drink, on Roseanne